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02-10-2025, 12:34 PM
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Re: Fireworks Explode, Man Dies
Never saw the attraction with blowing off firecrackers. Every year, story after story of someone losing fingers with an M80 or losing an eye playing a genius stunt, like sword fights with roman candles. Lucky for me I'm a pussy when it comes to anything that explodes. I don't have to unzip my fly to count to 10.
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02-10-2025, 04:19 PM
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Re: Fireworks Explode, Man Dies
When I was a kid in the 1970's fireworks were illegal in Illinois and we loved fireworks as kids more than we love women, money or drugs as adults. Pure pyrotechnic joy, flames, colors, smoke, explosions. No hangover from a gross of bottle rockets or a brick of Thunder Bombs.
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02-10-2025, 05:21 PM
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Re: Fireworks Explode, Man Dies
Your telling me fireworks fried that rice?!?
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02-10-2025, 05:22 PM
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Re: Fireworks Explode, Man Dies
BOFFO!... encore, encore!!
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02-10-2025, 06:22 PM
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That was fucking awesome. Sorry he died but DAMN that was awesome.
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02-10-2025, 08:51 PM
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Re: Fireworks Explode, Man Dies
First rule of fireworks: always be smoking when you handle them.
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02-10-2025, 09:52 PM
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Re: Fireworks Explode, Man Dies
Countless factory explosions over there and dude rolls out a Temu Mortar  |
