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03-11-2024, 12:23 PM
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Re: Female Scientist Becomes Crocodile Food
Probably a kook who fell in love with the crocodile and never thought it would hurt her, like that lady at the zoo who fell in love with a gorilla and visited him every day and smiled at him through the glass, totally clueless that showing your teeth is considered antagonistic. She survived but still has the scars and maybe a prosthetic nose |
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01-08-2025, 08:39 AM
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Re: Female Scientist Becomes Crocodile Food
Fuck your popular opinion, it’s still fucking hippie animal gay love bullshit, that woman dedicated her life to the study of these primordial turds and was only interloping that she might survive one more feeding, presenting the ungrateful reptile with otherwise adequate sustenance only to be twisted like when they segment licorice in the factory. “At least she died doing what she love,” a noble sentiment I’m sure was foremost in her mind as she was tumbling in the gator’s death roll and drowning to death. If only she were still here to thank her lucky stars that gruesome video and pictures of the aftermath including her mangled corpse flopping like a 95lb noodle as it crests the rim of the enclosure during retrieval, giving the gawkers a quick spritz to remind them to have some respect. But concerning the gator, for all I care they strung his ass up and bled him dry like a pig for his malfeasance. |
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01-08-2025, 08:41 AM
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Re: Female Scientist Becomes Crocodile Food
Fuck your popular opinion, it’s still fucking hippie animal gay love bullshit, that woman dedicated her life to the study of these primordial turds and was only interloping that she might survive one more feeding, presenting the ungrateful reptile with otherwise adequate sustenance only to be twisted like when they segment licorice. “At least she died doing what she loved,” a noble sentiment I’m sure was foremost in her mind as she was tumbling in the gator’s death roll and drowning to death. If only she were still here to thank her lucky stars that gruesome video and pictures of the aftermath including her mangled corpse flopping like a 95lb noodle as it crests the rim of the enclosure during retrieval, giving the gawkers a quick spritz to remind them to have some respect. But concerning the gator, for all I care they strung his ass up and bled him dry like a pig for his malfeasance. |