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#662
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11-10-2023, 02:46 AM
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 •Sofa King Band• Poster Rank:449 The external genitalia are that of an otherwise normal adult male. (I was in the pool!) Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 2,475
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Re: Father of The Bride Accidentally Shoots Groom to Death
They didn't make it to the wedding night so when the parents arrange her next marriage they can still say she's a virgin.
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#665
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06-23-2024, 04:15 AM
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Re: Father of The Bride Accidentally Shoots Groom to Death
"accidentally"... enjoy your stupid fucking tradition and next time save a few rounds your the screaming bitches... |
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#666
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06-23-2024, 03:32 PM
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Re: Father of The Bride Accidentally Shoots Groom to Death
that wasn't an accident. that's not the guy he wanted her to marry
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#667
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06-24-2024, 10:00 AM
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 My Rank: SECOND LIEUTENANT Poster Rank:258 Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 5,412 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 901 Post(s)
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Re: Father of The Bride Accidentally Shoots Groom to Death
A classic that's worth bumping at least annually, and the reason the score in the middle east since 1948 is as follows: Israel: 9 Arab World: 0  |
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#668
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06-25-2024, 12:04 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:369 Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,201 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Quoted: 553 Post(s)
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Re: Father of The Bride Accidentally Shoots Groom to Death
Talk about a bunch of seagulls trying to smash a chip, or in this case, trying to get a look at the aftermath.
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#670
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07-09-2024, 01:08 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:412 Female Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 2,833
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Re: Father of The Bride Accidentally Shoots Groom to Death
Yeah, that’s not an accident. You can watch the father look at the groom, level the gun and shoot. He absolutely meant to do that. |
