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I thought his last words might be "Oh shit, I'm dyeing".
What was he adding color to?
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Yaaaaaay! One down, every last one of them to go!
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Why do they have a "Balloon Penis" against that wall?

That's what I want to know.

Mike Royko always said we should be GRATEFUL when God calls a famous pastor home. It shows he means business!
...because balloon vaginas require too much maintenance?
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He is now closer to God than he has ever been.
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Hung on, to the end, before letting go. Hard core.
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"like it or not.. religion does keep society somewhat structured.... even if its all just a hype. "

True, very. But if that 'structure' is (in the big picture) built around lies, victimization, and the continuation of segregation, violence and disease while (generally) claiming to stand for the exact opposite.... I mean, seriously folks.


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