[blinkman606]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

Well, if he don’t get into Heaven the rest of us are truly fucked

aint it! and he went out real smooth like too if it was me i woulda went out arms swinging and shit stiff armed like a roach

[azblue81]

They went into the Oficina Pastoral and found chicas con dickas on la computadora.

[DankStank]

The lord yeeteth and the lord yoinketh away

[Mr.NoCredit]

See !! There is a God!

[Cryptkeeper]

My translator read it as, "You parishioners haven't been putting jack shit in the collection basket! To hell with all of you!

[tehguy]

He was called home.

[volleyballbat]

His body thought there had been too many preachings already and this shall be the last one.

[DavidAaronGarcia]

A heart attack or a stroke I had three strokes and that's how I went to start falling down very slowly ,but luckily survived and even had a second one in the evening that when I drop down hard but luckily survived thet ,obviously I'm here. God bless his soul may He rest in peace. God bless his congregation and his family and friends

[photo2uj]

My neighbor is a black fat uneducated and tacky preacher. He is a piece of shit of a human being. Never helps anyone and you never see him outside his house. He drives a new 8 cylinder Lexus every year. I wonder where does he get the money to buy and own his house? He has his members of his congregation maintaining his house and big gardens. Clearly, he takes advantage of them. When I moved in to the house, He was rude and right away asked me several questions to measure me up. Everyone in the street hates his fat ass because you can clearly see his a corrupt individual using the word of Jesus to exploit other black poor basters. He and I only have talked a handful of times in 20+ years. Truly can not understand how people give their hard earn money to those monkeys.

[docfr8]

Oh magnify the lord, for he is worthy to be praised