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05-19-2019, 06:01 PM
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Re: Eternal Snooze Alarm

In Brazil, guys like this are too lazy to DIE on time. "Mebbe I'll have another cig, or just roll around leisurely for a while and die when I get around to it".

Thrumpkinz, you had to wake up once in the 1990's? Must have been just horrible! Reminds me of a business trip to Belo Horizonte, Brapzill I took in 1991. I was shipped to Brapzill by my US company during a vicious Brapzillian cholera outbreak to train monkeys to program automation software, catch cholera and die before my bonus was due. I would show up at 8 am in a charcoal Brooks Brothers suit (like a dead Abe Lincoln) and sit waiting until the engineers started wandering in around 10 am wearing shorts and Haiwaian shirts.
sounds like my tuesday afternoon
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"Instead of seeking medical attention, I think I'll just sleep it off"
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Seems like he was contemplating the best position to die in: "should I die on my stomach, on my side, or on my back? Let's roll around a bit and see which one feels best."
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He assumed 4 different sleep positions while dying and even managed to throw in a good night/morning nut scratch.
It is also odd how this guy has no shirt wearing tennis shoes but for some reason most videos in these countries show people wearing shirts-dying wearing flip flops.
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Hold his hand, comfort him. Anything for fuck sake. We are supposed to be human. What a cold place we live in.
Nobody would because in spite of the bleeding, his hands keeps straying to the inside of his shorts.
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If this had happened in London, his sneakers would have been taken within the first 2 minutes!
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London... and those sneakers!
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He got hit on the (R) flank (kidney) , and substernally in (heart/lung/big vessel) .. bleeding out is inevitable.... poor bastard
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He was probably a local thug. May be the reason he got no help or comforting by locals standing over him.

It happens here in the states too.
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That’s it man


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