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Electric Pig Roast

Two of Mexico's finest burst into crackling, hissy, electrical flames recently. No story as of yet, so I'll just assume that both of their tasers went off at the same time while they were kissing. The leads got tangled, probably, inadvertently infracting some Ghostbusters type "Don't cross the beams!" rule.
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Re: Electric Pig Roast

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Re: Electric Pig Roast

Eric Estrada isn't very smart.

Who thinks getting closer and using a fire extinguisher is safe and is going to help someone getting cooked on a high voltage downed power line?
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... and they try to stop it with fire extinguishers
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I was waiting for someone to touch the truck
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Sounded violent... I can only imagine how horrible it must have smelled
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If you’ve ever got jolted before.. you know this probably hurt a lot
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Damn, kinda looks like what happens in my pants if I eat Taco Bell.
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Wow...
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Trying to put fires out while the power is still on.
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