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07-17-2026, 06:03 PM
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Elderly Woman with Her Bicycle Crosses Road but Postman Truck Got Her
Last Tuesday on National Highway 37, in Vietnam, an elderly woman observed the road from the right side and slowly wheeled her bicycle across the road. Upon reaching the other side, she saw a container truck stopped for refueling. As she wheeled her bicycle around the front of the truck to continue her journey, the truck started moving. Tragically, the elderly woman was run over by the truck and died just like this woman, as they never learn.
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07-17-2026, 07:08 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:94 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,934 Mentioned: 8 Post(s) Quoted: 4646 Post(s)
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Re: Elderly Woman with Her Bicycle Crosses Road but Postman Truck Got Her
I assume she was going to get her chicken, which had crossed the road earlier, but for an unknown reason at that time.  |
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07-17-2026, 07:40 PM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:139 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,695 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6177 Post(s)
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Re: Elderly Woman with Her Bicycle Crosses Road but Postman Truck Got Her
The postman never knocks twice - when once will do the job.
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07-18-2026, 01:36 AM
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Re: Elderly Woman with Her Bicycle Crosses Road but Postman Truck Got Her
That demented elderly walk. Small, shuffling little steps. Impaired gait and senile judgement. She moves so poorly, even when she tries to outrun incoming traffic. Demented elderlies have an irresistible tendency to amble along towards large vehicles—it's incontrovertibly true
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07-18-2026, 03:12 AM
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Re: Elderly Woman with Her Bicycle Crosses Road but Postman Truck Got Her
Ooh yes, wait a minute Mr Postman  |
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07-18-2026, 06:33 PM
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Re: Elderly Woman with Her Bicycle Crosses Road but Postman Truck Got Her
Even though they never learn they only make this mistake once in their lives. That’s a good thing, right!?!   |
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07-19-2026, 05:44 AM
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Re: Elderly Woman with Her Bicycle Crosses Road but Postman Truck Got Her
Mr. Postman, look and see (Whoa, yeah) Is there a letter in your bag for me? (Please, please, Mr. Postman) |
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07-19-2026, 08:37 AM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:139 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,695 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6177 Post(s)
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Re: Elderly Woman with Her Bicycle Crosses Road but Postman Truck Got Her
Wait and see. Do you have a truck for me? I'm needing some of that Cause I'm feeling awful flat! |
