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01-30-2024, 04:04 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Suffers Fatal Heart Attack During Poetry Reading Festival
That was the stupidest poem I’ve ever heard.
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01-30-2024, 05:06 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Suffers Fatal Heart Attack During Poetry Reading Festival
Right, I didn't hear anything that rhymed.
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01-30-2024, 05:20 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Suffers Fatal Heart Attack During Poetry Reading Festival
He bored himself to death....
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01-30-2024, 05:26 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Suffers Fatal Heart Attack During Poetry Reading Festival
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01-30-2024, 05:56 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Suffers Fatal Heart Attack During Poetry Reading Festival
I suspect you are thinking of the lesser-known cover of that song, "Giving me the Shitz".
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01-30-2024, 08:41 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Suffers Fatal Heart Attack During Poetry Reading Festival
Poetry has the same effect on me!
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01-30-2024, 10:37 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Suffers Fatal Heart Attack During Poetry Reading Festival
It rhymes if you know the English translation: "My wife's naan is tasteless, I fear I cannot go on May Vishnu quickly take me If I must eat her naan." Boom, request granted. Vishnu is most kind. |
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01-30-2024, 11:07 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Suffers Fatal Heart Attack During Poetry Reading Festival
Are you crazy  That was a drop-dead performance. People would die for the chance to read poetry like that.  |
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01-31-2024, 05:03 AM
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Re: Elderly Man Suffers Fatal Heart Attack During Poetry Reading Festival
The Reaper; at a boring poetry reading wanted to turn it up a notch, or down in this case.
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