[GODREKR]

June 22, 2023, Brazil- An elderly male, name not released, but aged sixty six years old, had gone to collect a food order from a pizzeria, he went to stand outside the eatery waiting, and according to witnesses, he was approached by two males, when he was asked by another man, said hey there, gaucho, for him being pilchado (gaucho clothing).

The man uttered nothing, then once his pizza was ready, went in and collected, came back out and put it in his car, he then returned, knife in hand and attacked both males, stabbing them to death.

Its almost as if the elderly man fled the scene in his vehicle, but was located by the police after crashing totally into a ravine near the murder site, and the two dead mens bodies were removed and taken to the morgue.

He is under arrest for murder.

[HIGHTECHDUDE]

Don't fuck with an old cowboy... clearly not his first rodeo.

[DanteAntonelli]

Originally Posted by HIGHTECHDUDE ↗

Don't fuck with an old cowboy... clearly not his first rodeo.

I'd say he's an old Samurai, not cowboy.

[Brynjar]

Who ate the pizza?

[Trucked up]

Still has his priorities. Take pizza to car, return to murder.

[kellyhound]

Must have been a Sicilian Pizza.
Nice beetle btw