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It’s the people left behind that do the suffering. The poor woman and the young boy are both going to suffer quite a lot in the coming weeks, months and years.
Yeah.... Quick for him (went over easy, no eggonal breathing), but their eggscruciating eggstended eggsperience of this eggstreme, uneggspected eggsecution will be eggstensive...
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Yeah.... Quick for him (went over easy, no eggonal breathing), but their eggscruciating eggstended eggsperience of this eggstreme, uneggspected eggsecution will be eggstensive...
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The shooter is putting the work in and really coming out of their shell.
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He wasn't just a poultry merchant, he looked like one too.

To the "egg" puns, I wish to add this one : this must have been eggstremely unsettling for his family.
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Should have paid the egg-stortion money

Ill find the egg-sit myself folks
That's a pretty good yolk.

Cracked me up.
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That's a pretty good yolk.

Cracked me up.
All those chicken jokes... This thread has become a real fustercluck.
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he is the egg man.
he is the walrus.

goo goo g'joob.
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Yeah.... Quick for him (went over easy, no eggonal breathing), but their eggscruciating eggstended eggsperience of this eggstreme, uneggspected eggsecution will be eggstensive...
EGGcelent post!
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You are what you fucking eat
LEAD!?!?!?
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That guy was strange looking. The top of his head looks small with that little patch of hair, then things just get bigger as you keep getting lower. Like a human pyramid. I’ll bet his butt sphinx. Get it? Sphinx. Stinks. I’ll go now
That was Egg-celent!
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