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12-03-2023, 03:33 PM
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Ecuadorian Teacher Was Murdered Inside Bus
In Guayaquil, 56-year-old physics and mathematics teacher G.S.B.C. was returning home via bus when two individuals, believed to be students at the secondary school where G. worked, fired at least five shots at G., killing him instantly. The assailants, who were wearing school uniforms, had sat beside G. throughout the bus journey before ambushing him, perhaps in an attempt to rob him. According to a colleague, multiple students at the school are members of criminal gangs, and teachers consistently fear for their safety. |
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12-03-2023, 03:47 PM
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Re: Ecuadorian Teacher Was Murdered Inside Bus
His pupils were not very bright.
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12-03-2023, 03:57 PM
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Re: Ecuadorian Teacher Was Murdered Inside Bus
He refused them extra credit.
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12-03-2023, 04:55 PM
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Re: Ecuadorian Teacher Was Murdered Inside Bus
no wonder no one wants to become a teacher these days.  |
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12-03-2023, 05:03 PM
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Re: Ecuadorian Teacher Was Murdered Inside Bus
"Uh, gang member?... then here's your A+."
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12-04-2023, 01:12 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Teacher Was Murdered Inside Bus
Yeah, but they didn't want extra credit. They wanted CASH!  |
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12-04-2023, 04:15 PM
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Re: Ecuadorian Teacher Was Murdered Inside Bus
The maths teacher after calculating the mean and standard deviation for the data set he acquired about the incidence of muggings inside city buses and how many of the victims were male teachers he calculated the probability of him being killed to be less than 2.165488% On the other hand the couple of dunce students in his class calculated a 100%  |
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12-04-2023, 06:26 PM
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Re: Ecuadorian Teacher Was Murdered Inside Bus
The school needs a new Principal.....may I suggest this one: 
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