[nyazzip]

Originally Posted by mgedenfield ↗

But if this took place in the Middle East it's considered terrorism? Wake up America

dumbest comment I've read in 10 minutes; congrats.

[RigidOrgyDivider]

That shifty motherfucker who put his foot over the phone. The hood

[GlowingGhoul]

Originally Posted by TaintSniffer ↗

I have no fucking idea what you're saying..nowutimsayin

In one of those moments when ebonics sounds like English, referring to the need for the store to be opened, he said: "I need somewhere to hide, I need somewhere to duck and cover".

I guess he wasn't kidding.

[danielsan]

Top Definition

Ebonics

A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of english. When in doubt, throw an "izzle" sound in the middle of any word of just string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something. When backed into a corner, you can always claim that it has something to do with a sort of symbolism or is a defining trait that makes your race great, versus own up to the fact that it is essentially laziness at it's finest.

Plim-plizzle, my nizzle, don' foget bouts tha six-fo, chuch, dawg up in da hood, chilly my grilly. fo sho.



Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ebonics

[5150]

Fake! Chicago has strict gun control laws. Therefore gang members can't get guns. [/sarcasm]

[FukADuk]

So damn glad I don't fucking live there anymore. Don't miss the gunshots. Don't miss the bass at 3 in the morning. Don't miss the gangs running wild.

[radams007]

Staged.. The guy standing there waiting to shoot is in an all grey hoodie. When the shooter is shooting over the cell phone he is not in all grey, but with red and white in the front. Poorly staged.

[Rainman1986]

Looks like a beautiful day out though

[OhJstFkOffAlrdy]

"I need somewhere to duck and cover."

Yeah, no shit, cuz. Maybe also put the fuckin' phone down and work on your situational awareness as well. Some folks act like they're the only predator in the jungle.

[scabby]

His last double take...