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02-04-2024, 03:55 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 46,835 Mentioned: 26 Post(s) Quoted: 23177 Post(s)
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Re: Drunkard Killed After Being Struck by Train
Just two more seconds and the train misses him. I wonder what he did for two seconds that cost him his life? I’ll bet it was something real important, like scratching himself.
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02-04-2024, 06:16 PM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:300 MALE Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 4,223 Mentioned: 3 Post(s) Quoted: 668 Post(s)
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Re: Drunkard Killed After Being Struck by Train
In his defense, it was probably a fucked up thing to see all those diagonal words floating in mid-air like that.
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02-04-2024, 06:19 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:302 male Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 4,214 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 561 Post(s)
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Re: Drunkard Killed After Being Struck by Train
He weebled and wobbled and the train knocked him down       |
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02-04-2024, 10:49 PM
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 Feet Like Pigs Trotters Poster Rank:112 DEB IS A FAT CUNT WITH BLOBBY ANKLES Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 14,004 Mentioned: 39 Post(s) Quoted: 7003 Post(s)
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Re: Drunkard Killed After Being Struck by Train
Alcohol isn't the problem here. If he'd downed another bottle of vodka he wouldn't have even made it to the station and he'd be alive now.
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02-05-2024, 03:12 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:412 Female Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 2,833
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Re: Drunkard Killed After Being Struck by Train
Just like a well struck pinball hitting a bumper…  |
Like a rocket!