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03-22-2022, 08:13 AM
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~
Obviously the song was the hokey-pokey
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03-22-2022, 09:19 AM
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~
Remember when it was the arabs that we used to laugh heartily at in videos where they accidentally fatally hurt themselves (or others)? Now it's the indians. India is the new middle-east. Keep 'em coming!  |
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03-22-2022, 10:54 AM
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~
Accident? Ha! No. I found the lyrics for the song, and I think its funny how the video cuts off right before the last line... ~This guy was an MKULTRA test subject for India’s version of the C.I.A. (Central Intelligence Agency) the I.I.A. (Indian Intelegense Agency) and they edited the video in an attempt to coverup what's really going on here. ~This song is known to put some people in a low alpha brain state, making them highly susceptible to suggestion, so if his handler (the guy wearing the black shirt) uttered the trigger words "spicy curry", the subject would stab himself on the midclavicular line until he bled to death. ~You can actually see the handler say the trigger words, and he had to do it because the subject was never going to infiltrate Bollywood dancing like that. UPDATE: The vacant position at the call center yellow shirt guy worked at has been filled, so no need to panic if you break your iphone and/or need help with your taxes. |
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03-22-2022, 12:46 PM
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~
We’re you sitting down or standing up? Wet or dry? Did it linger or just a little smell wiped away with your hand? Did you feel better afterwards or did you still have some gas buildup? I’m hoping you’re alright and didn’t have to do a load of laundry after the fact..  |
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03-22-2022, 12:48 PM
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We’re you sitting down or standing up? Wet or Dry? Did it linger around or was gone with the swipe of your hand? I hope it was nothing serious and that you felt better afterwards. |
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03-22-2022, 02:02 PM
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~
The way he looked at his hand after having stabbed himself a few times  |
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03-22-2022, 08:18 PM
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Re: ~Drunk Man Stabs Self While Dancing~
He cordially asked himself if he could cut in and the answer was yes
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