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11-21-2021, 01:23 PM
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Re: Drugs
A dear friend of mine was about to get married but there was this pretty secretary at our job he was F-ing. One fateful day he decided to peg her one last time before tying the knot the next month. When he was in her apartment having sex, her husband got home, so my friend tried to escape through the window but it was a second floor, he lost his footing and fell, he injured his spine and spent a couple of months lying on a wooden plank placed on top of his mattress, until he fortunately healed and walked away from that injury. He married and her wife never knew the reason of his injury, alas he's now divorced after 20+ years of marriage his wife caught him cheating and give him the boot. |