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02-02-2020, 01:24 AM
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Dog Sampling What's Left of Guy/Girl
He/She wishes for better Days. Dog wishes to be left alone for a bit... |
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02-02-2020, 01:32 AM
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Re: Dog Sampling What's Left of Guy/Girl
What The Fuck? So many questions... |
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02-02-2020, 03:13 AM
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Re: Dog Sampling What's Left of Guy/Girl
tastes just like chicken  who the hell lets his best friend take a nibble of a corpse anyway |
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02-02-2020, 03:40 AM
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Re: Dog Sampling What's Left of Guy/Girl
My dog would be rolling on that saying ‘ ahhhhh perfume’ hahaha
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02-02-2020, 03:44 AM
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Re: Dog Sampling What's Left of Guy/Girl
So my friend wrote a book called “will my cat eat my eyeballs?”. She’s a mortician who has written previous books and this is a collection of questions asked BY CHILDREN during her previous book tours. Spoiler alert: The answer to the titular question is: yes. cats will wait about 48 hours after their bowl is empty before they start gnawing on their owner. However there is not too much nutritive value to the eyeballs, they will more likely go after the fleshy, easy to chew parts like the eye lids, your nose, or webbing between your fingers. Fido will be a bit more of “man’s best friend”, waiting about 72 hours. But there have been quite a few cases where police have come to a residence where the scene initially looked like a horrible gruesome murder scene only to find the corpse died of natural causes and a well fed dog with blood in it’s fur cowering in a back room from all the police commotion. The book is available on Amazon, the author can be viewed on her “Ask a mortician” youtube channel. |
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02-02-2020, 04:56 AM
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Re: Dog Sampling What's Left of Guy/Girl
How degrading  If I was to die and if my birds were to eat me, I know for sure they'd start on the toes first  |
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02-02-2020, 09:39 AM
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Re: Dog Sampling What's Left of Guy/Girl
All my dogs that I've ever had were very fussy with what they ate. I temporarily homed 6 dogs from Syria 3 years ago. Let me tell you, those dogs would have eaten ANYTHING that even slightly resembled food. Even when they surely must have been full to the brim, they'd eat like they were starving, if I offered them more. Such a shame. Poor animals. We so very often focus of the politics, weapons, people displaced, murders, death count but nearly NEVER about the animals in these war zones.  |
