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the dogs reaction is the best!!! sad though if the kid died.
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What an evil doggie.
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i bet this dog got a silent assasin rating after this mission

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Young people getting killed is the ultimate reminder of our destiny. It reinforces the fact that it can come at any moment or time. Whether we are twelve or ninety, it is stalking us, and it will get us, by crushing bus, vicious dog, or the slow erosion of age on flesh. The end is the same.

Besides, this kid is not complaining that we laugh at his slapstick attempt to escape the grim reaper. He is beyond our ability to hurt.
I'm sorry, but you appear to be getting a dog, and the grim reaper confused. He was running from a dog, right?.... Besides, you've not really answered the question either! Nevermind - do carry on pretending. :)
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I'm sorry, but you appear to be getting a dog, and the grim reaper confused. He was running from a dog, right?.... Besides, you've not really answered the question either! Nevermind - do carry on pretending. :)
"the question"? I know your writing is hard to understand, even for you, with your run on sentences, but you asked two questions. You made up a stat about "99%" of the people on this site. I think my answer just went over your head.

Try this: We laugh at death because it is scary but unavoidable. The term is gallows humor. That is as far as I will dumb it down for you.

Do you claim that you care about some kid you don't know? Why would you care about him?
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That dog's reaction is so funny. That's an "Oh shit, what did I just do? I'm getting outta here!" reaction. And the way he looked back at what happened is hilarious! Also, good eye, Hobbslefthand! He actually did survive.
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Dogs are always getting run over by people so he thought he would return the favor.
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love the dog, funny shit
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can someone say SPLAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Dog Chases a (naked?) Boy Under the Bus

He might have lived. It's not like the bus plowed right through the guy. Also, he never went under the wheel by the looks of it because the bus didn't rise up at all.


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