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01-01-2020, 04:16 PM
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Dies While Twerking in the Street
Woman gets smashed while twerking in the streets. Spine is severed and later dies from massive internal injuries.
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01-01-2020, 04:35 PM
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Re: Dies While Twerking in the Street
Not a single fuck was given from that driver  |
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01-01-2020, 04:38 PM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,202 22,202Posts 43,089Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Dies While Twerking in the Street
I'm surprised she could move with a severed spine.
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01-01-2020, 04:46 PM
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Re: Dies While Twerking in the Street
The info I got on this was that her spine was severed....but she does appear to move her legs.
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01-01-2020, 05:34 PM
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Re: Dies While Twerking in the Street
I’m not sure if the lesson here is twerking kills, or that we should kill twerkers.
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01-01-2020, 06:22 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:522 I'll just take a look. Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,978 1,978Posts 1,798Thanked 141Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Dies While Twerking in the Street
Twerking didn’t kill her, it was the Twatting she got from the car.  |
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01-01-2020, 09:53 PM
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Re: Dies While Twerking in the Street
I just want to say to "Girl with sheer leggings", Well Done. Please continue with the crime scene investigation and the routing of traffice.
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01-02-2020, 12:11 AM
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Re: Dies While Twerking in the Street
Maybe the vehicle passenger was trying to slap or grab her ass. Their arm is outstretched. Dialog went like this, "get real close so I can slap her ass, closer (BAM!) too close! ha ha ha!" |
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01-02-2020, 12:37 AM
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Re: Dies While Twerking in the Street
Break Dancing  |
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01-02-2020, 01:53 AM
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Re: Dies While Twerking in the Street
The car was on a mission from God & and the "United Coalition Brotherhood of the Brazilian Partisan Unionized Anti-Twerkists Unitarian Horse-Less Carriage League" |
