[mikeben]

well that sucks...

someone had to say it...lol

[druz99]

That’s an embarrassing way to be found dead. Poor dude

[Kiwibunny]

Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

That's one way to get that all important suction on your 'German helmet'. So few women know how to give an good blowjob. Maybe if our schools taught courses like "how to give a good blowjob" instead of Women's Studies we wouldn't have a 50% divorce rate in USA.

So few women know how to give a good blowjob.. fewer men know how to dine in properly.

[athensnikos]

Originally Posted by gimlet ↗

That's one way to get that all important suction on your 'German helmet'. So few women know how to give an good blowjob. Maybe if our schools taught courses like "how to give a good blowjob" instead of Women's Studies we wouldn't have a 50% divorce rate in USA.

10000% agree

[gimlet]

Originally Posted by reddeadcolt45 ↗

If you require that much suction there's no hope for you.

Men don't want Dyson strength suction, they just want enough suction to leave a hickey so their 'german helmet' looks more like an amanita muscaria mushroom.

BTW, I wouldn't be surprised if DD (his friends call him Dyson Dick) in the original video suffered some cock damage. A vacuum cleaner can damage your lungs and other things if you put it in your mouth. Not much data on dick damage, but I bet a cock might explode like everyone who went into the vacuum of space in the 1980's movie "Outland" with Sean Connery.

[wrex1]

I hope it is. One less weirdo homo

[Keltic]

what in the fuck

[John Doenut]

Dyson?
Or Die Son.

[K53]

Fake or Real, i'm sure many of us here at DR has safely achieved orgasm with the assistance of a Dyson.

[organizer]

That's why the pros keep a rescue scissor next to them