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Desecrating The Russian Birch Tree*

Plato wrote "You will know the nature of piety and impiety." I work with Russian Birch all the time, so it offends me deeply to see nails driven into one of these--no matter how supple or penitent the padding being used may seem.

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Re: Desecrating The Russian Birch Tree*

"Getting your nails done" has a whole new meaning.
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Re: Desecrating The Russian Birch Tree*

he'll recover. I doubt he's a surgeon.
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Re: Desecrating The Russian Birch Tree*

He can now claim to be Jesus, returned.
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He can now claim to be Jesus, returned.
Indeed. Hence, my use of all the biblical language.
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This is what happens when your piano teacher finds out that you didn't learn the the song she sent you home with!!!
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Re: Desecrating The Russian Birch Tree*

I felt sorry for the tree.
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The bored Russian population is turning to more extreme S&M to stimulate themselves. Me, I'd prefer to have a well shaped piece of ash...
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The bored Russian population is turning to more extreme S&M to stimulate themselves. Me, I'd prefer to have a well shaped piece of ash...
Yeah, they’re really going to be bored if/when Putin shuts down internet service to the country.

https://themoscowtimes.com/news/russ...xplained-64470
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Re: Desecrating The Russian Birch Tree*

No jerking off for a while....well with his hands


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