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02-09-2026, 10:33 AM
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Decomposing Corpse of Naked Man Found Hanging from a Tree
Santa Luzia, Bahia, Brazil
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02-09-2026, 10:43 AM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,599 Mentioned: 28 Post(s) Quoted: 24329 Post(s)
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Re: Decomposing Corpse of Naked Man Found Hanging from a Tree
It looks like he died while having sexual relations with that tree. I hope it was consensual because those trees can be very aggressive once they’ve had a few drinks
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02-09-2026, 10:56 AM
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Re: Decomposing Corpse of Naked Man Found Hanging from a Tree
He’s definitely seen better days. I’ll bet he’s been hanging there for at least a day or two. That’s a nice warm climate there in the jungle.  |
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02-09-2026, 01:21 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:293 Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,481 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 874 Post(s)
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Re: Decomposing Corpse of Naked Man Found Hanging from a Tree
Yes, trees are famous for their strong roots. But in the case of a hanging like this the tree's bark is no worse than his bight.
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02-09-2026, 01:31 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:368 I own a penis, only moderately happy with its size though Join Date: Nov 2021 Posts: 3,305 Mentioned: 3 Post(s) Quoted: 1723 Post(s)
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Re: Decomposing Corpse of Naked Man Found Hanging from a Tree
Are you blind ? The tree RAPED him ! Look at the ligature, that is classic bonsaï bondage (bonsaïge for connoisseurs) ! I hope the tree is given the classic Brazilian treatment, 78 bullets and then a beheading ! Then a headshot ! Damn trees  |
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02-09-2026, 01:33 PM
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Re: Decomposing Corpse of Naked Man Found Hanging from a Tree
No use in moving the body just let the worms have him. You can always go back and collect the bones.
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02-09-2026, 08:44 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:422 male Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,793 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 384 Post(s)
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Re: Decomposing Corpse of Naked Man Found Hanging from a Tree
I'll bet he wrote a real sappy suicide note
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