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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~

Did he died?
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~

I'm someone who spent years commuting by bike, and it never even entered my mind to ride on busy roadways. I would always use the trails, the quiet neighborhood streets, the fucking SIDEWALK.

It always pisses me off when you have this one dumbass leisurely pedaling along, with a fucking trail or empty sidewalk RIGHT BESIDE HIM, and there's this long string of cars trailing behind, even more so now that I drive.

You brought it on yourself, buddy
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~

No he survived, due to the fact that a little piece of his brainstem was still preserved. His owner had to feed him by dropping liquid food into his esophagus with an eye dropper, and he would still try to perform normal functions like preening and would even perch and try to crow, but.......oh nevermind, that was Mike, the headless chicken .
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~

Why do all asshole cyclist ride on the road instead of sidewalk?
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~

She'll never forget that, holy fuck!
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~

~ To think, seems the guy just didn't ever get the idea that riding down narrow streets in Brazil with always heavy traffic could ever be a danger.
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~

Makes me wonder if the idiot would survive if he just goes up to the sidewalk instead of cycling where buses and cars would go...
Did a quick google, seems like it's illegal to bike on sidewalks in Brazil (at least in São Paulo apparently)
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~

Agreed, sticky time, absolutely gruesome and I feel bad for that lady walking with the dog.
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~

if he happened to lean the other way coming off the bike he may have just lost his legs rather than his head
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Re: ~Cyclist Gets His Head Popped~

I think he exploded like a toothpaste tube, when you roll it up from the bottom.
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