[mgarlock37]

Like cut someone’s head off with a butter knife

[U.B.Hotch]

[cannonreload]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Oh, you refer to the "Stranger".
Hilariously, my friend invented the "Reverse Stranger" some time ago--where you cut off the feeling to your dick instead of your hand, so it feels like you're giving someone else a handjob.

[cannonreload]

Originally Posted by Steve 1 ↗

Where's the death? Who died?

all those guys had my semenspoogespunkyjizz on their palms.... so it was my future children that died, okay!? please respect my need for privacy at this difficult time...

err meh gerrd!
is terturre!

[Budd Dwyer]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

First cousin to the infamous/hilarious jailhouse procedure commonly referred to as Jelly-Arming. Similar in many ways, the Gumby Handjob (or Gummy-handing) of course lacks the superior support and bracing provided by the prison bars. As well as the helpful hands of friendly inmates to keep the arm pulled good and tot through the bars whilst the jellying is taking place. But still, this tradition is time honoured, and just ineffective enough to make sure that clients will come back for more.
Brazil's splendid ecosystem thrives before our very eyes.

Fucking pussies. They could keep their hands at least, i don't see the fuss here

Also your thread title is a rare form of cancer

[cannonreload]

Originally Posted by Budd Dwyer ↗

Fucking pussies. They could keep their hands at least, i don't see the fuss here

Also your thread title is a rare form of cancer

well, I can say that I haven't seen a 'note' like that before about DrThrumpkinz's posts

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by Budd Dwyer ↗

Also your thread title is a rare form of cancer

This one specifically, or all my titles? A lot people hate all of them quite equally. Personally, if I felt that I had the right to pass judgement on myself I might take issue with the almost overwhelmingly nonsensical title: Oh Yeah! Well...Galaxy's Have Curved Screens, which I bestowed upon an Indian death beating clip last year.
As it stands, I usually spend the better part of the day after I post something carefully organizing, without reading any of course, all of the advice I get. I then print them all out on my neighbours bubblejet, recollate them all, and fastidiously stack the critiques into large trunks, and begin to heat my cauldron outside as well. Once one of my suggestion boxes weighs precisely 50kg I know it is time to begin the arduous steeping process--a special brew of butcher shop garbage, and homemade GHB. 3 1/2 hours later and....SHAZOW!!! The locked trunk of unread, meat stinking, semi-toxic helpful tips & opinions is now primed and ready for its sneak delivery to one of my 5 local Wolf caves.
I so enjoy those evenings at my window--listening. Hearing the sweet ring of those belly aching, paper filled Wolves nipping hornily at themselves, and without any semblance of accuracy at each other's genitals. Anyhow, my so called "Cancerous" thread titles are just the opening act to the simplest, and most direct way I could think of to sustain my thrice weekly Wolf rape harkening needs. But if you can think of a better way to achieve this, by all means leave your suggestion--just care of The Rape Wolves please.

[cannonreload]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

This one specifically, or all my titles? A lot people hate all of them quite equally. Personally, if I felt that I had the right to pass judgement on myself I might take issue with the almost overwhelmingly nonsensical title: Oh Yeah! Well...Galaxy's Have Curved Screens, which I bestowed upon an Indian death beating clip last year.
As it stands, I usually spend the better part of the day after I post something carefully organizing (without reading them, of course) all of the advice I get. I then print them all out on my neighbours bubblejet, recollate them all, and fastidiously stack the critiques into large trunks, and begin to heat my cauldron outside as well. Once one of my suggestion boxes weighs precisely 50kg I know it is time to begin the arduous steeping process--a special brew of butcher shop garbage, and homemade GHB. 3 1/2 hours later and....SHAZOW!!! The locked trunk of meat stinking semi-toxic helpful tips & opinions is now primed and ready for its sneak delivery to one of my 5 local Wolf caves.
I so enjoy those evenings at my window--listening. Hearing the sweet ring of those belly aching, paper filled Wolves nipping hornily at themselves, and without any semblance of accuracy at each other's genitals. Anyhow, my so called "Cancerous" thread titles are just the opening act to the simplest, and most direct way I could think of to sustain my thrice weekly Wolf rape harkening needs. But if you can think of a better way to achieve this, by all means leave your suggestion--just care of The Rape Wolves please.

wow

oh man, you got me cryin' over here....

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by cannonreload ↗

wow

oh man, you got me cryin' over here....

Oh, oh, and now he's down in my FRECKLORDS thread making all kinds of trouble in the neighbourhood. Trying to raffle off his latest pair of besharted slacks on those poor sweet innocent speckled Hunnies!

[eb54]

Imagine if they wouldn't hold their hands out.