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The palm smashing paddle is called a "palmatoria" - because Romance languages are terrible for naming things
Palmatoria has a nice ring to it actually. It's what I'd name the baby if the words Prima Noctis, and Mastrabatorium had a coupling--while on the topic of romance.
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Considering the enormous amount of other vile things we all have seen documented in Brazilian prisons, the chumps got off lightly
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Simple street justice, I would encourage this on British soil.

Too many crimes go unpunished and inevitably reoccur, so to me the people should have more grounds rather than all the ground be controlled by governments and the flawed justice system along with their uniformed pigs who are just not trust worthy anymore.
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orange shirt needs to suck it up and take it. better than having his pooper being violently inspected.
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And don’t let us catch you jerking each other off again.
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Ya put yer left hand in,
Ya pull yer left hand out,
Ya put yer left hand in, and ya
SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
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Where's the death? Who died?
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Oh, you refer to the "Stranger".
Hilariously, my friend invented the "Reverse Stranger" some time ago--where you cut off the feeling to your dick instead of your hand, so it feels like you're giving someone else a handjob.
bro ,
that is the only comment to make me laugh in the longest time

thank you
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bro ,
that is the only comment to make me laugh in the longest time
thank you
Seriously right? I wish I could take credit for it, it's so good. That friend was just out here visiting a few weeks ago.
Recently, the thing that makes me laugh most is still the Snipocalypse Now video--I watch it every time I wake up.
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You can see how a kid growing up like this can get so cold and numb toward inflicting such gross and mind bending, god awful pain on other people. A few of these events in your life primes your mind to be able to do unspeakable things


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