Crazy Naked Guy in the Street, Shouting Allah, Stabs Himself to Death in Pond

**kellyhound** · #1 11-23-2021, 05:33 PM

Spanish authorities confirmed the death of a young man after he stabbed himself repeatedly in a fountain pond.

The individual was naked and armed with a knife when he ran around in the street shouting allah before he entered the fountain pond and started screaming while repeatedly stabbing himself.

The security forces of the National Police acted quickly and removed the individual from the water, however, ambulance crews tried to help the aforementioned and he did not survive.

A witness claimed that the man did not try to hurt or attack anyone else but “was in his own world.”

The witness also confirmed that he was carrying a small dagger.

Necrotic Bowel · #2 11-23-2021, 05:40 PM

At least he had the decency to kill himself.

kevjuli2016 · #3 11-23-2021, 05:42 PM

More like a fountain of blood

arsonist_1 · #4 11-23-2021, 06:20 PM

Title is better than the content.

gauldicus · #5 11-23-2021, 07:48 PM

I suppose killing himself did us all a favour, religion poisons people.

Mr.NoCredit · #6 11-23-2021, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by arsonist_1

Title is better than the content.

Lol. Sorry his death wasn’t up to your standards… sadly it was further away than closer up and we didn’t get to watch him cut his own head off, which would have been really worthy indeed. We really didn’t even get to see him stab himself. We did, however, watch the end of another idiots human life which makes us so much happier feeling alive. Right?

rhubarb_king · #7 11-23-2021, 08:36 PM

Clearly not the fountain of youth.

Also - I thought drugs were "haram" in muslim-world.

pokerplay · #8 11-23-2021, 09:03 PM

Now that's how you fuck up a parade.

pokerplay · #9 11-23-2021, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.NoCredit

Lol. Sorry his death wasn’t up to your standards… sadly it was further away than closer up and we didn’t get to watch him cut his own head off, which would have been really worthy indeed. We really didn’t even get to see him stab himself. We did, however, watch the end of another idiots human life which makes us so much happier feeling alive. Right?

Fuck that guy dude. This post rocked. Sometimes some of us need a break from exploding fucking heads and guts and eyeballs everywhere to see a good ole fashioning self stabbin' and some hairy swinging cock running down the street. It's refreshing.

jintsy · #10 11-23-2021, 09:52 PM

No, you got it wrong, somebody asked him what he would be breaking if he ran naked down the street screaming and he was replying "A law!"

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