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Community Forum · Est. 2006
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11-23-2021, 05:33 PM
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Crazy Naked Guy in the Street, Shouting Allah, Stabs Himself to Death in Pond
Spanish authorities confirmed the death of a young man after he stabbed himself repeatedly in a fountain pond. The individual was naked and armed with a knife when he ran around in the street shouting allah before he entered the fountain pond and started screaming while repeatedly stabbing himself. The security forces of the National Police acted quickly and removed the individual from the water, however, ambulance crews tried to help the aforementioned and he did not survive. A witness claimed that the man did not try to hurt or attack anyone else but “was in his own world.” The witness also confirmed that he was carrying a small dagger. |
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11-23-2021, 05:40 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:29 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,029 Mentioned: 27 Post(s) Quoted: 24108 Post(s)
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Re: Crazy Naked Guy in the Street, Shouting Allah, Stabs Himself to Death in Pond
At least he had the decency to kill himself.
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11-23-2021, 05:42 PM
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Re: Crazy Naked Guy in the Street, Shouting Allah, Stabs Himself to Death in Pond
More like a fountain of blood  |
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11-23-2021, 06:20 PM
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Re: Crazy Naked Guy in the Street, Shouting Allah, Stabs Himself to Death in Pond
Title is better than the content.
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11-23-2021, 07:48 PM
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Re: Crazy Naked Guy in the Street, Shouting Allah, Stabs Himself to Death in Pond
I suppose killing himself did us all a favour, religion poisons people.
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11-23-2021, 08:29 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:111 Secret Agent Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 14,167 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Quoted: 2957 Post(s)
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Re: Crazy Naked Guy in the Street, Shouting Allah, Stabs Himself to Death in Pond
Lol. Sorry his death wasn’t up to your standards… sadly it was further away than closer up and we didn’t get to watch him cut his own head off, which would have been really worthy indeed. We really didn’t even get to see him stab himself. We did, however, watch the end of another idiots human life which makes us so much happier feeling alive. Right?  |
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11-23-2021, 08:36 PM
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 ★ Throbbing Member ★ Poster Rank:220 ICBM Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 6,566 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1425 Post(s)
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Re: Crazy Naked Guy in the Street, Shouting Allah, Stabs Himself to Death in Pond
Clearly not the fountain of youth.  Also - I thought drugs were "haram" in muslim-world.  |
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11-23-2021, 09:03 PM
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Re: Crazy Naked Guy in the Street, Shouting Allah, Stabs Himself to Death in Pond
Now that's how you fuck up a parade.
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11-23-2021, 09:06 PM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:300 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,271 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1434 Post(s)
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Re: Crazy Naked Guy in the Street, Shouting Allah, Stabs Himself to Death in Pond
Fuck that guy dude. This post rocked. Sometimes some of us need a break from exploding fucking heads and guts and eyeballs everywhere to see a good ole fashioning self stabbin' and some hairy swinging cock running down the street. It's refreshing.
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#10
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11-23-2021, 09:52 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:420 male Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,768 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 382 Post(s)
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Re: Crazy Naked Guy in the Street, Shouting Allah, Stabs Himself to Death in Pond
No, you got it wrong, somebody asked him what he would be breaking if he ran naked down the street screaming and he was replying "A law!"
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