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11-09-2021, 02:41 PM
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It's hard to believe this killed the guy. He must have slammed the side of his head into the pavement.

I too am glad the cow is ok. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the cow species.
We've had people hit moose back up home and the vehicle is absolutely destroyed, maybe people died, and the moose got up and walked away like, "WTF dude, I'm leaving!"
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I think the driver was sure the cow would have moooooooooooooooved...
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I’m surprised the truck didn’t run him over as well.
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11-09-2021, 04:04 PM
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It is bad luck to drive motorbikes into cows in India.
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Holy cow!
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Milking it with the landing
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Was that dude blind...? Even if he didn't see the one cow sitting in the road, he had to have seen the other two.
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Poor cow. Not a blade of grass to be seen. No wonder she was bedding in the road.
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Ow! He hit that poor bovine right in the chuck roast!
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Poor Elsie
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