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11-14-2023, 08:55 PM
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
Actually: this one follows the American justice system: three strikes and you're out! Strike one: hit by the windshield. Two: first set of wheels Three: rear wheels. Out! |
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11-14-2023, 08:55 PM
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
Assuming he didn't die immediately, the last thing he heard was the screeching squeak toy voice of the woman he feels caused him to make this dumb move.
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11-14-2023, 09:00 PM
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
when he goes under the tires!!!  you spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round, like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round...  |
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11-15-2023, 12:25 AM
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
Him: that kiss tasted funny Her: I just blew your best friend. |
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11-15-2023, 12:39 AM
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
Darwin award winning loser removes himself from the gene pool  One less gutless pussy to fuck the world up worse than it already is.... Good on ya mate    |
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11-16-2023, 01:44 PM
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
I wonder if the outcome would have been any different if the driver quickly activated the windshield wipers and squirted him in the eye with washer fluid... I guess we'll never know... |
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11-16-2023, 01:55 PM
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
Having listened to her cries again, it is evident to me that she keeps saying to him "Amor, amor," which, if I'm correct (though not 100%-certain), means 'my love, my love?' If that's true, it's clearly the case of yet another Romeo abandoning Juliet and taking the bus. |
