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11-14-2023, 06:14 AM
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
 damn fool.
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#12
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11-14-2023, 06:32 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:161 SCARY BLACK. BOO BITCH! Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,672 Mentioned: 45 Post(s) Quoted: 2426 Post(s)
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
Looks good, intact and all. No oozing innards and brains. He will look peaceful in his open casket at the funeral.
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11-14-2023, 08:03 AM
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11-14-2023, 09:44 AM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1377 Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 429 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 80 Post(s)
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
I bet he was banking on jumping into the windshield and bouncing off and getting some minor simpathy injuries... Buuut, the bus had other plans.  |
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11-14-2023, 11:25 AM
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
Wish I could have talked to the lad, given him the perspective of an older gentleman. I would have encouraged him to get laid, ASAP, preferably within an hour of being told to hit the boulevard. You'll roll off her, gaze up at the ceiling and realize life has a number of fresh opportunities.
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11-14-2023, 12:37 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:32 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 46,861 Mentioned: 26 Post(s) Quoted: 23186 Post(s)
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
And of course she continues to pester him ever after he hits the bus. Sometimes you just can’t win |
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11-14-2023, 12:57 PM
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
Newly single and ready to mingle. |
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11-14-2023, 05:33 PM
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 Sarcastic Stoner Poster Rank:612 I'm a fuckin dude, dude. Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,484 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 218 Post(s)
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
"......dumb fuck...ain't no gash worth that..." 
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |
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11-14-2023, 08:53 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:500 Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 2,071 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 614 Post(s)
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Re: Colombia: Man Jumps In Front Of Bus After Argument With Girlfriend
Ya, Dilbert taught her a lesson, huh?
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