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03-28-2026, 08:53 AM
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A Collision Between a Hearse and a Bus Left One Person Dead on the GO-222
A serious accident occurred this Thursday morning (26th) on the GO-222, between Inhumas and Nova Veneza, near the Deuslândia district. The collision involved a hearse belonging to the Pax Aliança company and a bus transporting workers from a food company in the area. According to initial reports, the bus was carrying seven employees at the time of the accident. Two people were inside the hearse. The driver, a resident of Itauçu, was rescued and taken to a hospital in Nerópolis with a suspected leg fracture. The passenger in the hearse, a resident of Inhumas, succumbed to his injuries and died at the scene. The victim's identity had not been released at the time of this report's last update. According to the bus driver, the hearse skidded off the road due to standing water, lost control, and collided head-on with the bus.
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03-28-2026, 09:21 AM
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Re: A Collision Between a Hearse and a Bus Left One Person Dead on the GO-222
What was the dude in the yellow shirt doing wandering around in the marsh behind the hearse? Looking for the corpse that flew out of the back? |
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03-28-2026, 09:21 AM
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Re: A Collision Between a Hearse and a Bus Left One Person Dead on the GO-222
A peaceful scene.
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03-28-2026, 11:49 AM
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Re: A Collision Between a Hearse and a Bus Left One Person Dead on the GO-222
Don't ever laugh as a Hearse goes by For you may be the next to die They wrap you up in a big white sheet From your head down to your feet They put you in a big black box And cover you up with dirt and rocks And all goes well for about a week And then your coffin begins to leak And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out The worms play pinochle on your snout They eat your eyes, they eat your noes They eat the jelly between your toes A big green worm with rolling eyes Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes Your stomach turns a slimy green And puss comes out like whipping cream You spread it on a slice of bread And that's what you eat when you're dead And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in The worms that crawl in are lean and thin The ones that crawl out are fat and stout Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out Your brain comes tumbling down your snout And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out They crawl all over your dirty snout Your chest caves in and your eyes pop out And your brain turns to sauerkraut They invite their friends, and their friends too They all come down to chew on you And this is what it is to die I hope you had a nice goodbye Did you ever think as a Hearse goes by That you may be the next to die? And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay And that is the end of a perfect day. |
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03-28-2026, 12:00 PM
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Re: A Collision Between a Hearse and a Bus Left One Person Dead on the GO-222
I had never heard about this awesome piece of poetry before... Thought you had written it yourself at first Thanks ! |
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03-28-2026, 03:30 PM
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Re: A Collision Between a Hearse and a Bus Left One Person Dead on the GO-222
Well this reminds me the joke of an helicopter accident crashing on a cemetary. They found 258 bodies on crash site so far. |