[EGOIS]

A serious accident occurred this Thursday morning (26th) on the GO-222, between Inhumas and Nova Veneza, near the Deuslândia district. The collision involved a hearse belonging to the Pax Aliança company and a bus transporting workers from a food company in the area. According to initial reports, the bus was carrying seven employees at the time of the accident. Two people were inside the hearse. The driver, a resident of Itauçu, was rescued and taken to a hospital in Nerópolis with a suspected leg fracture. The passenger in the hearse, a resident of Inhumas, succumbed to his injuries and died at the scene. The victim's identity had not been released at the time of this report's last update. According to the bus driver, the hearse skidded off the road due to standing water, lost control, and collided head-on with the bus.

[foxfantastic]

Is that irony or convenience? I'm not sure.

[yah]

What was the dude in the yellow shirt doing wandering around in the marsh behind the hearse? Looking for the corpse that flew out of the back?

[REVZZYBAN]

A peaceful scene.

[kellyhound]

Hope they called another hearse for the dead guy.

[Mr.NoCredit]

Don't ever laugh as a Hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet

They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks
And all goes well for about a week
And then your coffin begins to leak

And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your noes
They eat the jelly between your toes

A big green worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes
Your stomach turns a slimy green
And puss comes out like whipping cream

You spread it on a slice of bread
And that's what you eat when you're dead
And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in
The worms that crawl in are lean and thin

The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out
Your brain comes tumbling down your snout

And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
They crawl all over your dirty snout
Your chest caves in and your eyes pop out
And your brain turns to sauerkraut

They invite their friends, and their friends too
They all come down to chew on you
And this is what it is to die
I hope you had a nice goodbye

Did you ever think as a Hearse goes by
That you may be the next to die?
And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay
And that is the end of a perfect day.

[Mecrupulent]

Originally Posted by Mr.NoCredit ↗

The Hearse Song

I had never heard about this awesome piece of poetry before... Thought you had written it yourself at first
Thanks !

[DarkSighted]

You mean, left one MORE person dead....

[davebaron666]

Well this reminds me the joke of an helicopter accident crashing on a cemetary.

They found 258 bodies on crash site so far.

[Necrotic Bowel]

Waiting for an invitation to arrive

Going to a party where no one’s still alive