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06-24-2019, 12:42 AM
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It's never like the horror movies is it? If Dario Argento had directed that, it would be shot with at least five different angles, expertly edited, some shots in artful slow motion, and it would have finished with his severed head moving on up the conveyor belt and mouthing the words "Oh shit" as the eyeballs finally glaze over .
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06-24-2019, 05:19 PM
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Super Market Pogofication!
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06-24-2019, 05:23 PM
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The problem is that the machine is hungry for more Chinese just an hour later
That was fucking hilarious!!!
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06-24-2019, 05:30 PM
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Omg that looked painful
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Good thing he tapped out. That'll stop it for sure.
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Super Market Pogofication!
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he is sooooooo dumb. why he go on this????????
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Kinda machine is it What does it do
I think it's a machine that makes fortune cookies out of recycled flat Chinese dudes.
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