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06-22-2019, 08:38 AM
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I was expecting a video of somebody being attacked by a cleaver, but this wasn’t exactly surprising for China, either.
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He was trying to tap out, but the machine would have none of that.
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I laughed. I know I'll go to HELL, but I still laughed.
Don't worry, because you'll have a lot of us as company down there.
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Rule #1. When two conveyors are turning towards each other, one should avoid placing feet at the point of intersection.
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Awesome video Dr Thrumpkinz!
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WTF !! ! ! ! ! I swear. Sometimes you just gotta laugh. What a fucktard.
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I like how he tried to tap out at the end. Seriously, how horrible that would be to be caught like that. It had to hurt...poor fellow...
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It's never like the horror movies is it? If Dario Argento had directed that, it would be shot with at least five different angles, expertly edited, some shots in artful slow motion, and it would have finished with his severed head moving on up the conveyor belt and mouthing the words "Oh shit" as the eyeballs finally glaze over .
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In China, everything is hungry, even machines need their dog... erm.. food
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JUST EAT


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