|
#12
●
06-20-2025, 03:51 PM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:443 Male Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 2,550 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 351 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: A Chinese Student Jumped Off a Building After Failing to Confess His Love
Last thing that went thru his head were his eyeballs - he landed on his back.
|
|
#13
●
06-20-2025, 05:33 PM
| ||||||||
| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:9284 Join Date: Feb 2024 Posts: 17 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 3 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: A Chinese Student Jumped Off a Building After Failing to Confess His Love
God bless his soul. Hopefully people will learn from this that life is far more precious than the less of what others think about you.
|
|
#14
●
06-20-2025, 05:41 PM
| ||||||||
| My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:679 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,275 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 218 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: A Chinese Student Jumped Off a Building After Failing to Confess His Love
A great dismount. Didn't rush and just enough push to miss the map. Probably broke every bone in his body. You can't ask for more if your life sucks that badly. |
|
#17
●
06-20-2025, 11:40 PM
| ||||||||
| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,469 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Quoted: 4543 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: A Chinese Student Jumped Off a Building After Failing to Confess His Love
I failed to confess my love yesterday. Today I'm eating a Hostess Cupcake. There are NO fucking buildings within 10 miles of me, that are worth jumping from. And there is no fucking way I am going to drive 10 miles in Tucson traffic when it's 110 degrees out, just to jump off a building. But I will accept ANYONE as my Spirit Jumper in my place. Just send me $10. Hostess Cupcakes are NOT cheap. So don't YOU be, EITHER, Mr. Spirit Jumper!! And get a move on, too! This happened yesterday, it's already TODAY, and in a couple hours it's going to be TOMORROW. So get your lazy-ass spirit jumper butts off the couch and GET GOING!  |
|
#18
●
06-20-2025, 11:43 PM
| ||||||||
| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:99 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 16,469 Mentioned: 6 Post(s) Quoted: 4543 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: A Chinese Student Jumped Off a Building After Failing to Confess His Love
And GET A FRIEND TO FILM IT, TOO! Entries WITHOUT a video for DR, will NOT be counted. And then you CAN'T be my spirit jumper!
|
|
#19
●
06-21-2025, 08:01 AM
| ||||||||
 My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:295 male Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 4,327 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 494 Post(s)
| ||||||||
|
Re: A Chinese Student Jumped Off a Building After Failing to Confess His Love
The irony, his crush laughed at him...he goes up to jump off a high building, and decides he cannot use the stairs, because the crowd will laugh at him, so jumps, and misses the giant blow up bed, only in China...
|
