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Chinese Firedrill.
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Dumb and Dumber.
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If alcohol wasn't involved saying I'd be surprised is an understatement.
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almost looks like murder when he flips over the boat trying to confuse the guy that couldn't swim.
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He should have thrown the guy a rife jacket or at the very least, a better froat.
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Life vests are for after drowning only!
I was thinking the same thing it seems like he finally remembered then put it on an stayed out of the water
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Dildo. Was literally standing on the edge and managed to slip and float away.
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If you can't swim, don't go onto the IBS (Inflatable Boat Small) with no paddles and life vest
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