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Re: China - How Not To Rescue Your Drowning Buddy

This is a new program streaming in China called “Baywatch”. It’s based on the American TV show but with less Pamela Anderson and more of this guy.
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I love you necrotic bowel
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Re: China - How Not To Rescue Your Drowning Buddy

If you suck swimming that badly that you can't even hold onto a raft or a pole or whatever that other shit was at the end then you weren't gonna last much longer in life anyway. This is the type of guy that gets shot at, dodges every shot, then slips on a wet floor and cuts his femoral artery on a pillow.
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Worst episode of Takeshi's Castle, Ever.
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They had life vests available the whole time?
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They had life vests available the whole time?
Life vests are for after drowning only!
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Re: China - How Not To Rescue Your Drowning Buddy

He sounded drunk as fuck, or maybe he just talks funny.
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Fuck dumb as two thick planks!

Stupid being stupider!

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Until I joined this site I had no idea people were so incompetent in water. Many videos later it’s still amazing me.
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