[n4xtube]

It'll be a long time before he's able to jerk off again.

[Dr_Jackal]

Are we sure the fat one didn't frame him for the crime so he could have more chickens?

[Neuromancer]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

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A beautiful thing.
Fat man--full of chickens, shooting both skinny hands of a hungry thief--who only ever wanted to be full of chickens.
Ideally though, the story should go that the fat man shoots with prosthetic hands. His real hands were blown away bit by bit for stealing chickens long ago. The fat punisher's even fatter punisher didn't even have any arms left at all--those skinny chicken thieves had to sit there on a stump behind the coop and watch as he spent 35 minutes loading a musket with his ridiculous chicken greasy feet, and then another 4 or 5 minutes for him to take aim with it mounted on some kind of makeshift jungle tripod.
My point is that we needn't feel bad for this thief as it is entirely inevitable that in several years he too shall be fat, only partially handed, and dispensing this very same treatment on future, or even "Space" chicken thieves. Maybe even with Lasers instead of the primitive powder actuated projectiles we see being used here.

Thrumpkinz I just started seeing your posts after a long hiatus, and let me just say I fucking love them all

[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by Neuromancer ↗

Thrumpkinz I just started seeing your posts after a long hiatus, and let me just say I fucking love them all

I really love to make people laugh.
I can be terrible sometimes too though, but as long as the loved ones of all these dead people I vent on never discover the things I've written, I think it's all pretty harmless.