[afmpingo]

Chicken thief got caught, happened in Brazil

[Jupiter86]

That must be some really good chicken

[connor]

Atleast he didn't get slowly tortured to death, quite refreshing really from Brazil.

[Sugar³]

Remember To Just Press Play Before Reading.

A beautiful thing.
Fat man--full of chickens, shooting both skinny hands of a hungry thief--who only ever wanted to be full of chickens.
Ideally though, the story should go that the fat man shoots with prosthetic hands. His real hands were blown away bit by bit for stealing chickens long ago. The fat punisher's even fatter punisher didn't even have any arms left at all--those skinny chicken thieves had to sit there on a stump behind the coop and watch as he spent 35 minutes loading a musket with his ridiculous chicken greasy feet, and then another 4 or 5 minutes for him to take aim with it mounted on some kind of makeshift jungle tripod.
My point is that we needn't feel bad for this thief as it is entirely inevitable that in several years he too shall be fat, only partially handed, and dispensing this very same treatment on future, or even "Space" chicken thieves. Maybe even with Lasers instead of the primitive powder actuated projectiles we see being used here.

[xxxnowayxxx]

Don't grab someone else's chickens

[Suicide_Note]

A perfectly just punishment that fits the crime.

[Mr_Shlaapu]

Was he choking it also?

[itchypussy]

bet he forgot his hunger quickly after that !

[Aries85]

Now he has two hands like them stupid spatulas that have a big hole in the middle

[Yanni]

looked like a methfreeq