[Sugar³]

Originally Posted by Yanni ↗

looked like a thigh/wingfreeq

Well no effing duh!

[docfr8]

They don't fuck around when it comes to the chickens

[chris557]

Should have waited till it was cooked at Pollos Hermanos

[Yoloman]

If you are gonna shoot someone, KILL them, because that chicken thief is going to return in a few months, wait in the dark, and shoot Fat Man in his yard. Then steal all the stupid chickens. Never start something you don't finish ...

[Oswald2001]

Very...direct.

[rhubarb_king]

Chickens are more valuable than bullets there.

[Mr_Shlaapu]

Why'd the chicken cross the road?


To shoot his would be abductor in the hand.

[b1gpoppa]

Originally Posted by Dr Thrumpkinz ↗

Remember To Just Press Play Before Reading.

A beautiful thing.
Fat man--full of chickens, shooting both skinny hands of a hungry thief--who only ever wanted to be full of chickens.
Ideally though, the story should go that the fat man shoots with prosthetic hands. His real hands were blown away bit by bit for stealing chickens long ago. The fat punisher's even fatter punisher didn't even have any arms left at all--those skinny chicken thieves had to sit there on a stump behind the coop and watch as he spent 35 minutes loading a musket with his ridiculous bird oiled feet, and then another 4 or 5 minutes for him to take aim with it mounted on some kind of makeshift jungle tripod.
My point is that we needn't feel bad for this thief as it is entirely inevitable that in several years he too shall be fat, only partially handed, and dispensing this very same treatment on future, or even "Space" chicken thieves. Maybe even with Lasers instead of the primitive powder actuated projectiles we see being used here.

You. Just. Blew. My. Mind. I don't know what acid tabs you are dropping Doctor T - but I know I gots to get me some ........

[William May]

Looks finger-lickin painful!

[Xtatic]