[Trucked up]

Those gospel performances are known to get out of hand. The power of Christ compells you!!!!

[mandapanda]

I hope its that fast for me. Guy didnt see anything coming.

[whodat666]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

It's nice God called him home.

I kept thinking it would be nice if that happened to Jimmy Falwell when he was pumping his supporters for donations while claiming that if they didn't pay up, God was going to "call him home" back years ago. What better evidence could there be than a sudden stroke of lightning and a thunderbolt to convey God's message? He would have gotten MUCH bigger donations if God had done that, rather than letting him weep and prattle on without anything happening. I think even Mike Royko commented at the time, that it would be God's best option!

I can think of a few more. What about Jim and Tammy Faye Baker and And all the money They embezzled from there flock. In North Carolina back in the late 80s. And What about jimmy swaggert and his prostitute. Yeah, well, I live in Baton Rouge right now. His ministry is still going strong matter fact his son's running it now. It's a massive campus. Pat Robertson, Billy Graham. And that new guy from houston texas Joel Osteen. Oh, how he set his flock up to be bent over and shafted....contact

[whodat666]

There's some other Middle Eastern Christian that preaches on TV. I've seen him on late at night I don't recall his name.

[William May]

Originally Posted by SlightlyMad ↗

Ever heard of congenital heart defect?
Undiagnosed arrythmia?

Or a cocaine and hookers induced heart attack?

[William May]

Originally Posted by whodat666 ↗

I can think of a few more. What about Jim and Tammy Faye Baker and And all the money They embezzled from there flock. In North Carolina back in the late 80s. And What about jimmy swaggert and his prostitute. Yeah, well, I live in Baton Rouge right now. His ministry is still going strong matter fact his son's running it now. It's a massive campus. Pat Robertson, Billy Graham. And that new guy from houston texas Joel Osteen. Oh, how he set his flock up to be bent over and shafted....contact

I hadn't even THOUGHT about most of those people in years! Didn't even imagine they would STILL be in business!

Now, pray to Jesus, for him to wander the paths of earth, gathering up the lost lambs that need to be called home as an example for those who would roam from his kind staff of guidance.

Ramen!

[docfr8]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Or a cocaine and hookers induced heart attack?

Bunter Hiden therapy

[William May]

Originally Posted by whodat666 ↗

I can think of a few more. What about Jim and Tammy Faye Baker and And all the money They embezzled from there flock. In North Carolina back in the late 80s. And What about jimmy swaggert and his prostitute. Yeah, well, I live in Baton Rouge right now. His ministry is still going strong matter fact his son's running it now. It's a massive campus. Pat Robertson, Billy Graham. And that new guy from houston texas Joel Osteen. Oh, how he set his flock up to be bent over and shafted....contact

I hadn't even THOUGHT about most of those people in years! Didn't even imagine they would STILL be in business!

Now, pray to Jesus, for him to wander the paths of earth, gathering up the lost lambs that need to be called home as an example for those who would roam from His kind staff of guidance.

Ramen!


I meant ELVIS, of course!!!

[William May]

Originally Posted by booboo2718 ↗

Just for the record and in the interests of full disclosure, I am 68 years of age. I have a pacemaker/defibrillator and four stents attached to my heart. I passed out one night while sitting at my computer reading DR articles and viewing the related videos. I woke up about a minute later lying on the floor with a nice little knot on my forehead and a perfect view of my kitchen floor, sideways, and wondering what the hell happened. And one more thing, both my parents ages 43 and 60, my four brothers ages 13, 15, 19 and 59 and one sister, 65, died of heart related problems.

HEEEEEYYYYYYYYY, BooBoo!

I hope you live a long time yet!

I still enjoy presence, especially Christmas Presence! and I hope that it is many years before you feel the hand of Elvis on your shoulder, gently giving you a "Thank you! Thank you very much!", as he leads you off on the heavenly staircase to the stars!

[William May]

Originally Posted by whodat666 ↗

There's some other Middle Eastern Christian that preaches on TV. I've seen him on late at night I don't recall his name.

ummmmm............Allah?