[yah]

Can anyone translate what the crying dude is saying?

[XxsithlordxX]

She was a thick Mami too. I would or would've.

[WayneMan]

Originally Posted by Zaphod0414 ↗

Was that a suicide? Surely nobody is that fucking oblivious, right?

Sure looked like it. She was on the center line and then crossed over it at exactly the right moment. The van driver tried to steer out of her way but she seemed determined to crash. Makes no sense of course but it’s the first thing I thought of upon watching this and every subsequent viewing too. Horrible.

[MeMyselfandI]

Yeah don't try to start CPR or anything

Although I doubt it would've helped.

[fred5079]

W

[tiduspr]

Originally Posted by MeMyselfandI ↗

Yeah don't try to start CPR or anything

Although I doubt it would've helped.

Who the fuck is going to do mouth to mouth in that bloody mess?

I was waiting to see who was the first person to smear the blood on the ground with their flip flop, and leave bloody footprints everywhere. That was definitely
a subplot.

[Suicide_Note]

Originally Posted by yah ↗

Can anyone translate what the crying dude is saying?

"Fucking whore crashed my scooter again! Oh, my god, nooooo!"

My Portuguese is a tad rusty, so it's probably not a perfect translation, but close enough.

[manny2080]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

At the very beginning, if you pause the video as soon as she appears, you can see it looks like she’s not looking ahead and is looking down to her right then quickly looks up before getting sent to heaven

U need ur eyes to get checked out.2

[jbell0129]

Straight up suicide...looks like it..Who else does that

[Xtatic]

SLO-Mo