[Pyramid_Head]

It was personal with that amount of damage.

[tootsieflowrslave]

Originally Posted by Brynjar ↗

Well, it happened a long, long, long, long time ago, like about a zillion years ago. There was a bang, of sorts, that we don't know how it banged, other than just banging. Then a whole bunch of stuff just blew out from nowhere. There was a bunch of blue and red colored smoke that started swirling around, like a tornado. For a gazillion years, it just swirled and swirled and swirled. The came the rocks. The rocks started crashing into one another until the rocks got bigger and bigger. Then a whole bunch of stuff happened and a whole bunch of other stuff kept happening. While all that stuff was happening, a great big yellow pumpkin arose. Then, all the rocks kept getting bigger and bigger. The rocks began moving around the great big yellow pumpkin. Then on one rock, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights until the rock had a whole bunch of water. The parts that weren't covered with the water, became known as rockland. Cut to another gazillion years and the fishes grow legs and can breathe without water. The fishes move to rockland.Then a gazillion more years went by and the fish morphed into a bipedal being that roamed this big rock. He called this rock earth. He called the top of the earth North and the bottom of the earth, south. The south part of rockland was called, Brazil. Not brasserie, which are later used to hold up the mountains, but Brazil, a name when translated means, Flip Flop.

That's why there is a Brazil, not a brasserie, but a Brazil.

You forgot the part where this big huge rock slammed into the rock that was still hot but not like super hot or anything. This huge rock that slammed into the bigger rock made like this bodacious big mess of zillions and zillions of smaller rocks and then like after a gazillion years this big huge mess of rocks from the smaller rock and bigger rock came together and became a big humongous super duper big piece of blue cheese that like messes around with the tides and stuff.

[tootsieflowrslave]

Originally Posted by pancrasefan ↗

why does Brazil exist

El Salvador has a homicide rate that is 4 times higher than Brazil's. I guess my question would be why do corrupt governments and an insatiable appetite for disco dust exist?

[daveywavey10]

Originally Posted by Brynjar ↗

Well, it happened a long, long, long, long time ago, like about a zillion years ago. There was a bang, of sorts, that we don't know how it banged, other than just banging. Then a whole bunch of stuff just blew out from nowhere. There was a bunch of blue and red colored smoke that started swirling around, like a tornado. For a gazillion years, it just swirled and swirled and swirled. The came the rocks. The rocks started crashing into one another until the rocks got bigger and bigger. Then a whole bunch of stuff happened and a whole bunch of other stuff kept happening. While all that stuff was happening, a great big yellow pumpkin arose. Then, all the rocks kept getting bigger and bigger. The rocks began moving around the great big yellow pumpkin. Then on one rock, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights until the rock had a whole bunch of water. The parts that weren't covered with the water, became known as rockland. Cut to another gazillion years and the fishes grow legs and can breathe without water. The fishes move to rockland.Then a gazillion more years went by and the fish morphed into a bipedal being that roamed this big rock. He called this rock earth. He called the top of the earth North and the bottom of the earth, south. The south part of rockland was called, Brazil. Not brasserie, which are later used to hold up the mountains, but Brazil, a name when translated means, Flip Flop.

That's why there is a Brazil, not a brasserie, but a Brazil.

Trumps bitch