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Re: Brazil - Pastor Drowned During Baptism

I wish the fucking band would drown too. That shit was awful.
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The original phrase mentions "The lord" not Jesus.
Well, throw me in a river wearing a boat propeller, why don't you!
I knew it was SOME religious personage or other. I have a lot of trouble telling them apart, since they are all Loonytunes.
Except the Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course.
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The original phrase mentions "The lord" not Jesus.
Well, throw me in a river wearing a boat propeller, why don't you!
I knew it was SOME religious personage or other. I have a lot of trouble telling them apart, since they are all Loonytunes.
Except the Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course.
He's definitely REAL!
The ONLY true God.
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Wow.
It was so happy and uplifting the first few minutes.
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Well, throw me in a river wearing a boat propeller, why don't you!
I knew it was SOME religious personage or other. I have a lot of trouble telling them apart, since they are all Loonytunes.
Except the Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course.
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Yeah don't forget Cthulu, Dagon, and the rest of the Elder Gods! Too bad we don't have a spaghetti/squid emoji!
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I guess their God didn't give a shit about them whatsoever. Or there's no God at all.... I'm agnostic so I will leave morons to their own.
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Religion claimed another life
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wtf how? they werent even deep..smh
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I guess their God didn't give a shit about them whatsoever. Or there's no God at all.... I'm agnostic so I will leave morons to their own.
Just DON'T leave them on their own, down by the river!
Unless, of course, they are in a van. Then it's OK.
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Re: Brazil - Pastor Drowned During Baptism

That's a favorite fishing spot. Aptly named by local fishermen as "Hell Hole"


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