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We need a religious revival just like this in the Rio Grande River.
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You have failed me for the LAST TIME, Father!"

OMG, I've been praying almost religiously for something like this to show up. Seems like with Gawd, there's a 50 / 50 percent chance that he will save you.....same as flipping the quarter in my pocket.
Yeah, SURE!
But you WEREN'T praying in a a RIVER!
And praying "almost religously" is NOT good enough for God, or Allah, or Buddha, or even the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
You have to pray "real religiously".
That's why results for you took so long.
Or you can just order a pizza and wait for something to show up. That works, too.
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Thoughts and prayers
Thoughts and prayers and unicorns who poop Skittles, chocolate and rainbows!
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Nobody prayed for a boat?
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This is a great example of an undercurrent- took all four of them down almost immediately.

This is probably EXACTLY how Jeff Buckley died in Wolf River Harbor in Memphis l.
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How the fuck do you drown in waist deep water? Stand the fuck up!. Lol
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If only there was a boat nearby that they could launch to save him.
Oh well.
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I guess their God didn't give a fuck about them.
In all the 200,000 years of modern humans existence, none of his gods have given 1/2 a f*ck about humanity.
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Jesus certainly works in mysterious ways!
The original phrase mentions "The lord" not Jesus.
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pretty embarrassing for a pastor to be so publicly disavowed by god like that.
BLM... Not to God it seems!
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