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● 07-28-2021, 06:08 PM
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Brazil - Man Vs Bus

26th July 2021
Guarulhos, Brazil

It's said that the 30 year old man was returning from getting his first dose of the Covid vaccine.

Apparently, the emergency services took several hours to even arrive + didn't remove the body until 8pm.

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Re: Brazil - Man Vs Bus

That bus driver wins asshole of the year award.
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Re: Brazil - Man Vs Bus

Vaccine worked, didn't get covid. High five.
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Re: Brazil - Man Vs Bus

I was was a bus driver and drove over a deer, um, deer, um dear friend.
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Re: Brazil - Man Vs Bus

~ I think that awkward & illegally allowed jay-walking diagonally marked crosswalk is to blame
~ He looked so proud of finally giving in to getting the COVID vaccine, then Whammey bah'lammey, Snagged!
~ The woman & child crossing at the beginning knew better.
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Re: Brazil - Man Vs Bus

The compression in the first video means you can fit a full feature movie (1hr 30min) in 54.8 MB!!!
Not a movie I'd love to watch though!
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Re: Brazil - Man Vs Bus

“Got my vaccine, ain’t nothing going to stop me now, baby!”
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Re: Brazil - Man Vs Bus

it's not like a bus has a real small windshield to look through.
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Re: Brazil - Man Vs Bus

That is NOT how to "catch a bus".
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Re: Brazil - Man Vs Bus

In a match between man vs. bus, multiple studies have shown that the bus wins 99.9% of the time. I don’t understand why they keep testing this theory.
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