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05-11-2021, 07:32 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,183 Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Quoted: 9549 Post(s)
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Re: Brazil - female robber dying after being shot by witness
What's wrong with having a boner in a cemetery? 
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#12
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05-11-2021, 08:00 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:50 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 30,253
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Re: Brazil - female robber dying after being shot by witness
I've always wanted to fuck in a graveyard!
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#13
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05-11-2021, 08:03 AM
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| My Rank: SERGEANT MAJOR Poster Rank:300 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which is why several of us died of tuberculosis Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,228 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 1424 Post(s)
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Re: Brazil - female robber dying after being shot by witness
All dressed up and nowhere to ho.
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#14
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05-11-2021, 11:22 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:769 Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,045 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 351 Post(s)
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Re: Brazil - female robber dying after being shot by witness
Cemetery boners are some of the best boners.
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#15
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05-11-2021, 09:38 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3165 The Evolutionary Level Above Human Join Date: Jan 2021 Posts: 120 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 55 Post(s)
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Re: Brazil - female robber dying after being shot by witness
The dead don’t seem to mind. It’s peaceful and quiet. Perfect conditions for making sweet love
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#18
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05-11-2021, 11:43 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:399 MALE Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,013 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 959 Post(s)
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Re: Brazil - female robber dying after being shot by witness
Oh, nothing at all—it's just that unfulfilled boners induce insuperable, sudden engorgement and sweltering penile tumefaction, wherefore the onset of 'blue balls' becomes uterrly and hopelessly unbearable, leading to tumultuous seepage and subsequent ejaculatory trouser-pocket outflow—unless the person with the sweltering, maddeningly throbbing erection seeks the affections of the freshly putrefacted ones and their miasmatic, pungent cadaveric stench.
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05-11-2021, 11:56 PM
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Re: Brazil - female robber dying after being shot by witness
But fortunately for us, normal people—that remains an urge and calling we cannot fulfill—in the absence of a live, breathing receptacle—and thus, therein lies the deceased resting place conundrum. For even as it is said: "it takes a village," so do necro boys cry out: "it takes a woke cemetery." Effen vodka. Best. There. Is. LMAOROTFF.  |
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#20
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05-12-2021, 12:00 AM
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Re: Brazil - female robber dying after being shot by witness
Simone, that is very romantic... my heart palpitates yet again❤️
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