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BRAZIL: Drunk Wakes Up to Fall in Front of Moving Car

Lucky he was drunk or that might have hurt...

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MANAUS, (May 13, 2024) — Jelsiney Fernandes, 33, died hit on the morning of Monday (13), in Comandante Norberto Won Gal street, Redemption neighborhood, midwest of the capital. Jelsiney had just left the bar and was trying to cross the street.

According to information passed on to the police, the victim was allegedly drunk. The driver of the car that hit Jelsiney informed the team that he was traveling at the permitted speed and was unable to swerve when the victim appeared in front of the car. With the impact Jelsiney was eventually thrown and hit his head on the sajerta.

The team of the Scientific Technical Department (DPTC) and the Legal Medical Institute (IML) were called for the expertise and removal of the body.

The driver of the car was directed to the police station to provide further clarification.
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Re: BRAZIL: Drunk Wakes Up to Fall in Front of Moving Car

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Re: BRAZIL: Drunk Wakes Up to Fall in Front of Moving Car

Now I’ve been drunk, but never have I ever past out just steps outside the bar.
Pretty rude for that guy just to walk up a kick him in the head like that though.
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Looks like the guy who kicked him in the head should be charged with murder. He scared the shit out of the drunk monkey and startled him into jumping into traffic What a complete monkey fuckin a football situation if I ever saw one
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The long dress girl didn't look impressed or shocked at all
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well, he got brazilian waxed
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