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Originally Posted by rhubarb_king ↗

I have free dived with many different sharks with just snorkel and fins (won't lie - most of them smaller sharks and also dis-interested).
This is a true story though:
When I was snorkeling the wrecks on Moreton Island in QLD, there was this HUGE long shark sitting next to a sunken vessel, on the sea floor (sand). BUT - It had in its mouth what looked like a plastic shopping bag and the poor think looked like it was gagging on that shit. Thinking I'm brave, I took a HUGE breath and went down again and also did compression. Pulled out the the "plastic shopping bag" from said sharks mouth, and re-surfaced, only to realize the following:
It was no shopping bag...
...It was the remains of a huge juicy tropical ("parrot") fish.
Whoops!

Cool story bro…. Would you like me to pick it apart and embarrass you for lying for no reason or do you just want to admit that the only time you’ve seen the ocean is on tv?