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09-22-2021, 10:45 PM
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Brazil: Body Found Washed Ashore
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09-22-2021, 11:07 PM
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Re: Brazil: Body Found Washed Ashore
Nothing could better describe the developing world than a dude using a towel to attempt to steal a watch from decomposed human flotsam.
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09-22-2021, 11:21 PM
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Re: Brazil: Body Found Washed Ashore
Flotsam, nice. Haven't heard that since Tales of the Black Freighter (notice how it's i before e except after c, except its never fucking applicable?)
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09-23-2021, 12:26 AM
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Re: Brazil: Body Found Washed Ashore
~ The person died most likely from sharks eating at him, after he got drunk, became a brave fisherman, & went most perhaps for a skinny dip swim. Maybe also to test his watch to see if it really was waterproof or water resistant, just to know the difference. ~ Eighty-eight shark species have been recorded in the Brazilian coast, of which 12 are threatened with extinction and eight are overexploited or threatened with overexploitation. 'Brazilians love to eat shark'. So do I. ~ Looks like he was around his mid 30's deducing from the froth of hair left on his head, & was of a stocky build, so there was plenty of meat to go around. ~ Those young ones already know it's a bad luck curse to steal stuff from a dead person, especially if they died in a most horrible way. Which is why they're supposed to take/steal/borrow it while the person is still alive. |