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02-08-2024, 02:42 AM
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Brains on the Road After Man Killed Himself by Jumping Under Truck
Teixeira de Freitas, Bahia state, Brazil The victim, identified as P.H.d.J., had his head crushed after being hit by a truck loaded with watermelons. According to witnesses, the truck was heading towards the municipal hospital when the victim threw himself against the vehicle. The truck stopped meters ahead and the driver, identified as J.d.S., got out, but the victim had obviously died instantly. P. was a well-known sign painter in the city. According to information, the victim had been seen trying to throw himself in front of cars on other occasions. |
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02-08-2024, 07:10 AM
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Re: Brains on the Road After Man Killed Himself by Jumping Under Truck
painting the road red was his last job.
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02-08-2024, 11:54 AM
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Re: Brains on the Road After Man Killed Himself by Jumping Under Truck
Bullseye!  Now he’s a pizza guy…   |
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02-08-2024, 04:30 PM
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Re: Brains on the Road After Man Killed Himself by Jumping Under Truck
His last painting was in the impressionist style. It was made using a heavy impression ...
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02-08-2024, 05:19 PM
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Re: Brains on the Road After Man Killed Himself by Jumping Under Truck
Exhibitionist, had to show off.
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02-08-2024, 05:20 PM
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Re: Brains on the Road After Man Killed Himself by Jumping Under Truck
Melon truck crushed his melon.
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02-08-2024, 05:57 PM
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Re: Brains on the Road After Man Killed Himself by Jumping Under Truck
Seems to have a lot on his mind  |
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02-08-2024, 10:11 PM
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Re: Brains on the Road After Man Killed Himself by Jumping Under Truck
Dammit. You win this one.  |
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02-09-2024, 01:11 AM
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Re: Brains on the Road After Man Killed Himself by Jumping Under Truck
his name was roberto paulson....
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02-09-2024, 01:21 AM
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Re: Brains on the Road After Man Killed Himself by Jumping Under Truck
Got to be punny  |
