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10-23-2022, 06:30 PM
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Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
The lifeless body of a person has just been found floating in the waters of the Dajao River on the avenue that leads to the La Victoria prison and neighborhood. The incident occurred in the municipal district of La Victoria, Santo Domingo Norte municipality, Santo Domingo province, Dominican Republic. According to reports from the area, the body was spotted by a fisherman, who immediately called a 911 unit. Said 911 unit appeared at the scene, in addition to agents of the National Police, who at the time of writing this text, were still at the scene, waiting for INACIF to proceed with the removal of the lifeless body. . Until now the identity of the deceased is unknown and the fact has filled the inhabitants of the area with concern, who understand that it may be a violent act. |
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10-23-2022, 06:44 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:348 Manly Man Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,601 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 700 Post(s)
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
I wonder if that blowhole is related to the cause of death.
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10-23-2022, 07:11 PM
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
That’s a mangina…
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10-23-2022, 07:16 PM
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
That right there is a posthumous cornhole entry wound  |
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10-23-2022, 07:26 PM
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
Poster child for sodomy.. Got sodomized by a manatee  |
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10-23-2022, 07:30 PM
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
Butt sex happened and the tree stump looks guilty.
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10-23-2022, 08:47 PM
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
That ass is prolapsed. Definitely not amateur lapsed.
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10-23-2022, 08:50 PM
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
WTF  RIP MY EYES
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10-23-2022, 10:32 PM
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
I'm not a doctor (although I play one on TV) but that looks like typical anus-itis.  |
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10-23-2022, 11:40 PM
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Re: Body Found Floating Has Unusually Large Anus
Baboon ass. I've heard about it, never seen it before now.
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